Red Jack Music

WHY AIN'T IT LIKE THAT?

Fonz is ace and Fonz is cool,
There ain't no doubt that old Fonzy rules,
He always gets the prettiest dames,
So being cool is the name of the game.

Top of the cops is ITV's Bill,
With all those busies running 'round Sun Hill,
Driving round in cars so fast,
It seems too good, oh too good to last.

But it's like that in the movies,
It's like that on TV,
It's like that in the adverts,
Why ain't it like that for me?

Life is hard and life is tough,
I get depressed when the going gets rough,
I'm no George Clooney, but I can't see,
If things happen to him, why they shouldn't to me.

I read the instructions on my Lynx Effect box,
Was so impressed, I even sprayed some in my socks,
But the girls didn't come like they do on TV,
It happens on the telly but never to me.

But it's like that in the movies,
It's like that on TV,
It's like that in the adverts,
Why ain't it like that for me?

David Beckham runs around a football pitch,
Scores a few goals and strikes it rich,
I joined the local football team, it really was a farce,
I tried to kick a ball and fell flat on my...
Ah now please don't be misled,
I did a double somersault and landed on my head.

I bought my missus a box of Milk Tray,
Fancied my chances and went home another way,
Crossing the railway I got hit by a train,
I'll never play the stunt man with Milk Tray again.

But it's like that in the movies,
It's like that on TV,
It's like that in the adverts,
Why ain't it like that
Why ain't it like that
Why ain't it like that for me?